October 3rd, 1977
|emmyvance||05:15 pm - Owl Post|
That hex you used at the end of training? Totally illegal. I looked it up. Also, you, me, my place, later? I've some serious news to tell you. Ha, undeliberate pun!
Yours, on occasion,
Call it revenge for the top you were wearing. That should be illegal. Be over as soon as I finish up these reports.
B. I. F.
What does the 'I' stand for?
Like I'm telling you.
If I had a middle name, you know I'd share it with you,
Of course you would, Emmeline Pestilence Vance.
Is it Ignatius?
Did your mother like Frank Sinatra?
PS - You owe me a drink for that pestilence remark.
E. Pestilence Vance,
Nice try, but no. And I'll stop off and get something on the way over to appease your sensitive little ego.
Ivan? Ian? Ioan?
Make it expensive, whatever it is.
Give up now if you want to keep your skin tone in tact.
Coming now, Queen Strawberry.