September 1st, 1977
|emmyvance||07:43 pm - Owl Post|
For the attention of Benjamin Fenwick,
You fucking bastard, do you have any idea how long it will take for my hair and face to return to their normal colour? I don't know what hex that was -- and neither do Alice or Frank -- so I'm going to resemble a strawberrry for a whole sodding week.
All I can say is that it serves you right that Candice isn't putting out for you,
Current Mood: crappy
To Miss Emmeline Hotlegs Vance,
Strawberry is a very underrated colour.
Benjamin Fenwick, III
Benjamin Fenwick III,
Don't try flattery, it won't work.
Are you strawberry coloured everywhere? Because I'd like to see that.
No, thankfully. I checked when I had a shower.
Emmy (although I quite like Evie...)
Evie (it's exotically sexy),
Want me to double check? Never can be too careful about these sorts of things.
Well, I may have missed a bit on my back. But I wouldn't like to put you out in any way.
PS- And if you laugh, you die.
On my way now. It wouldn't be vigilant if I let your back go unchecked.
P.S. Not even a snicker?
Fenwick (if this gets to you before you get here)
No snickering either,