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September 1st, 1977


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emmyvance
07:43 pm - Owl Post


For the attention of Benjamin Fenwick,

You fucking bastard, do you have any idea how long it will take for my hair and face to return to their normal colour? I don't know what hex that was -- and neither do Alice or Frank -- so I'm going to resemble a strawberrry for a whole sodding week.

All I can say is that it serves you right that Candice isn't putting out for you,

Emmeline Vance
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From:simplybenjy
Date:December 24th, 2004 11:50 am (UTC)
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To Miss Emmeline Hotlegs Vance,

Strawberry is a very underrated colour.

Benjamin Fenwick, III
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From:emmyvance
Date:December 24th, 2004 11:51 am (UTC)

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Benjamin Fenwick III,

Don't try flattery, it won't work.

EV
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From:simplybenjy
Date:December 24th, 2004 11:52 am (UTC)
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Evie,

Are you strawberry coloured everywhere? Because I'd like to see that.

Sir Benjy!
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From:emmyvance
Date:December 24th, 2004 12:00 pm (UTC)
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Benjy,

No, thankfully. I checked when I had a shower.

Emmy (although I quite like Evie...)
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From:simplybenjy
Date:December 24th, 2004 12:05 pm (UTC)
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Evie (it's exotically sexy),

Want me to double check? Never can be too careful about these sorts of things.

Fenwick
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From:emmyvance
Date:December 24th, 2004 12:08 pm (UTC)
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Fenwick,

Well, I may have missed a bit on my back. But I wouldn't like to put you out in any way.

Vance.

PS- And if you laugh, you die.
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From:simplybenjy
Date:December 24th, 2004 12:09 pm (UTC)
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Vance,

On my way now. It wouldn't be vigilant if I let your back go unchecked.

Fenwick.

P.S. Not even a snicker?
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From:emmyvance
Date:December 24th, 2004 12:11 pm (UTC)
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Fenwick (if this gets to you before you get here)

No snickering either,

Vance

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